Screw England!

There is no greater feeling in the world like writing when you are pissed! I have got to warn you though, this post is going to feel a little awkward later on and there is likely going to be a backlash of disappointment in myself reading this, but who cares! England won and Kenya lost!

For the dimwitted who have not caught on, I am talking about the Wellingtons 7s final; we lost to those tea and scones bastards! I did not watch the game myself, but from what I gather, the ref was shit; so much shit that the crowd booed when England won….and now I love that crowd!

Those England bastards are not content with giving us the shittiest James Bond in the history of James Bonds, and producing the saddest fat girl on the world, and they had to rig us out of the fucking cup?! So yeah, Thank You England, for Daniel Fucking Craig and Skyfall, for that Hippo Adele, for an insufferable, useless monarch who won’t die, and for today! Thank you for making me feel like I have been colonized again. If it wasn’t for my love of Manchester United….

I have vented, and the demons of denial are gone, at least now I can think on other issues, like those that do not feel a damn thing about how the Kenya Sevens team was cheated out of the cup. I hope for the sake of your soul you have something in your heart that is truly Kenyan that can inspire feelings of national pride. I have the Sevens team and the Kenya Women’s Volleyball team (ulterior motives for supporting them notwithstanding); if you do not, then you are an unpatriotic waste of skin you useless idiot! It doesn’t have to be sports related; it could be anything, as long as it makes you proud to be Kenyan, as long as it is inclusive of the whole nation, as long as it makes sense (and no, Tusker and that Faiba advert don’t count). It just has to be something that is truly Kenyan and has national cohesion value.

This post shouldn’t make sense, and honestly, I don’t give a rat’s ass if it does. It is a spur of the moment post inspired by the close but no cigar feeling…and the sudden realization that there is a worthless Kenyan somewhere, who does not have a national activity that gets him this fired up. Some godless bastard who does not support and/or follow a nationalistic activity, to this point and in my not so humble opinion (The same one that trounces all others as long as it is on this blog) Anyone who does not have one of the above, is the same person who does not give a crap about this country, and is only interested in “their” people. May you get elephantiasis of the balls, and if you don’t have balls, may you grow some actual physical balls, and then get elephantiasis of the balls! 

On that note, and most importantly, Thank You Kenya 7s team. Thank you. You made me very proud to be Kenyan and You really did carry this country high. Your contributions did not go unnoticed! (Sentimental moment over)